I'm in considerble amounts of pain

Sadly, good old Mr Freeman (ME GUISE) was in a quite serious car crash. No broken bones etc. Just lots of bruising and cuts. My dads Lotus was hit of the side of the road by a very rude football mum (SOCCER MOM FOR YOU 'MURICANS)( We rolled three times down a sort of gentle sloop. Our car is totalled as it is old and would cost a massive amount to get running again. The womans car now has no front end which is karma for her. I may not be online as much but will make and effort.

i feel empathy for you comrade.

Thank you comrade.

u keep surviving k

I'm sorry to hear this has happened to you. It is good to hear that you are still alive. Get better Comrade. We have many nations to conquer and we will be unable to do that without you.

(Seriously though, I hope you recover completely from the Accident. It's great news to know that you're still breathing and still capable of basic motor functions.)

Thank you comrades.

Lucky, me and my dad got out with no major injurys. My dad escaped with little bruises and cuts. However, my side of the car was hit. I have huge bruising on my back and arms. My legs are cut quite badly but nothing to leave scars or anything. I did black out but according to my dad, only for a few minutes.

This is why I was not on for pretty much all of yesterday as I was in great pain and just wanted to sleep.

I should be okay in a few days, I recover from injury's quickly so hopefully I don't miss out on to much.

Get well soon comrade, we'll bring you coffee and livers for breakfast (provided by the state) and you will be up and running in some time.

But seriously, it's great you're okay (aside from the bruises and cuts) and that nothing really serious happened, get well soon.

Here, a pirate, because pirates are cool:
 

That's very unfortunate and I'm glad you survived the ordeal. Rest up, for the infidels never take a break from attacking Kazemar.

Thank you comrades. The painkillers in on make me tired but I only take them about 9PM English time. I may struggle to get on too much later then that. If AAF start up, don't wait on me.

We shall follow your request, old friend.

Good news comrades. My recovery is fast and great. Most of my cuts and bruises have healed completely. The insurance company have given us the money to replace the car and the women who hit us has coughed up £1700 compensation.

I should be fully fit to be able to return to my regular life by the weekend.

Vonderful