I'm Giving Out Personal Information

I live in Pyongyang, North Korea.

Dear Leader can vouch for this, I helped set up conferences between Anderslavia and North Korea so Anderslavia can acheive nuclear technology.

It's true.

But with North Koreas nuclear technology we will all get blown up.

They're even giving it away for free to little children.

That's how their nuclear weaponry rolls.

Oh, can I have some?

I though their nuclear weaponry was foam darts

Why do you think I want some?

Now I want some. GIVE ME YOUR DARTS

Not some of them. ALL OF THE DARTS!

WE NEED THE PETTY DARTS

And there goes our sanity...

We never had it.

Agreed.

Do you want some pretty patties? NO. I want a brick. mother, we don't sell bricks only rocks. THAN GET SOME BRICKS.

I went up, then I fell down. I asked the slide why it wanted me to fall. It said, "I hate you." Afterwards, you can guess I was very offended and grabbed the slide. And that kids, is why we don't have a slide in the park.

HOLY BABY OINTMENT

We've initiated a missile launch that failed that could've instead fed 80% of our population for a year.

Kim Jong-Un is a marvelous dictator, I praise him.

However, Dear Leader recieves more praise than him.

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Twank yuo

i said give meh ur foam darts

All your darts belong to us

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Nao, they mine.

Give us the darts. Do it or we'll force feed you Oki liver.

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Why you do this?

GIVE US THE FOAM DARTS!

HAND THEM OVER BEFORE YOUR OKI FOOD