Execute a small child, Dear leader is nervous!

I'm slightly nervouse for the launch of the AAF, I'm already worried how the morons of the clan community are going to react. I've so many revolutionary ideas that are either going to make the AAF or break the AAF.

If anyone's paid the slightest attention to the activity and current state of the Clan world, they'd notice that the clan world is basically inactive. You have 10k member groups that have six people at the most coming to trainings and a rally of twenty to a server is viewed as an invasion fleet. It's actually really sad to see, because revival attempts made by the children of the C&G are just pitiful, They're adding on to the contributing factors to the clan world's decline. You can list the reasons why the clan world is falling apart

• 'Fair' Forts, Raiding just really isn't any fun when there's no actual challenge and everything is so bogged down with restricting scripts and silly playground rules.
  
• 'Swords Only Clans', This irks dear leader because these swords only clans refuse to raid groups with firearms and discourages their use. Often these swords only clans are lead by moronic leaders who lead by copying what other clan leaders do, resulting in giant spambricked forts built as if they're to survive a nuclear blast. It's silly because these forts are set up like Normandy Beach, yet everyone uses swords.
  
• RCL, RCL is just bothersome. I believe we displayed how useless it is while fighting Raiders who came that are supposed to be top RCL fighters. We crushed them with our weaponry because they have no variety in what they fight with, they're so used to fighting with innacurate firearms that they were unable to aim properly.
  
• Unoriginality. Honestly, Every single clan has the same ugly trenchcoat uniform with the same effect-washed over logo, The clan world is just a repeated slurr of people with no proper aim or understanding of how forts/wars are supposed to work. Forts all look the same, everything is the same so there's no cultural rivalry, Nobody can criticize eachother, there's simply nothing promoting hositility besides scuffles in the forum.
  

It's amazing how hard it is for the C&Gers to recognize what's killing the clan world. I'm sure there's going to be much resentment with what AAF has to offer, my goal is to get everyone in the Clan world to war with us. Assuming we can do this, Clans will attempt to Copy us, or at least our message and perhaps the Clan world will go through a renaissance. If not, Oh well, I'll just continue enslaving the innocent. Death to the west! Prepare for relaunch!

we are ready for you.

We are willing to fight for AAF.

Not to fear, When Dear Leader returns home today, there will be much negotiation with Grandpa Vulture over how we will conduct the ad system. Many people will flood the AAF, Propaganda will be distributed, and we shall start a small war. We will choose a smaller group with an insignificant leader who we can push around rather easily.

We will win this war and move on until we rack up some nice medals under our belt. Then we shall form an alliance of satellite groups. War will be declared upon the west and we shall be beautiful.

Wage war with other groups when we pass 100+ members or something. Numbers help.

Wars maintain Activity. I'm quite sure that this ad system will get us at least 1k members.

Hopefully, problem is though some people ignore ads, But we should be able to do it if we've done it before.

Come Rybak.

Yes, Dear Leader is currently in programming class, he plans to design adverts when he gets home.

I'm sure we can get plenty of people with our advertisements. Grampa states that he will sell his Duel Darkhearts for advertisement purposes. We should have enough cash to get at least 1k members.

Okay. I would love to help fund these ads but sadly, I'm poor on Roblox because I can never be bothered to keep buying game cards.

Yes, Dear Leader understands how poor one can be on ROBLOX.

It would help if more people were interested in buying the Holo training center I own.

Perhaps you could advertise it on the C&G?

I'm not part of C&G.

If you could help me by spreading the word about it, I would be most greatful.

Dear leader will gladly assist when he gets home.

Thank you my good leader.

It is nothing, You are a child of Anderslavia, you shall be rewarded for your efforts.

Dear Leader, I believe if we create a Rally Center that Kazemar should have a shrine there so our troops may be blessed before they go into battle. I can only assist in the propaganda end and news end of Anderslavia (along with agriculture), but when I get anither computer I will be sure to assist in everything possible.

Kazemar approves of Dear Leader's actions and gives him the blessing to go forth and destroy the filthy infidels.

The Holy Prophet's wish for a shrine will be placed into action. A statue of the Great Holy Goat will be built in this rally centre. Kazemar will indeed bless the glorious troops of Anderslavia's Military before they go into battle.

bless the troops, plz

Under Kazemar, We shall prevail, Glory to Anderslavia!