What is worse than stapling five babies to one tree?

by Autismo Sun May 26, 2013 12:47 am

Someone please tell me.

by **Dear Leader** Sun May 26, 2013 12:48 am

Stapling five Dead babies to a tree.

by **Dear Leader** Sun May 26, 2013 12:49 am

Grampa has stapled triplets to their mother's left leg.

We declared it a superhuman, but she got hit by a truck.

by **flameboy45** Sun May 26, 2013 12:51 am

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by Autismo Sun May 26, 2013 12:52 am

Let's try to staple one baby to five trees

by **Dear Leader** Sun May 26, 2013 12:52 am

Grampa is expert with human biology. He can help us.

by **Grampa Vulture** Sun May 26, 2013 12:52 am

It's not my fault. If you jump in front of a truck moving at 102MPH then that's clearly your fault.

by **Dear Leader** Sun May 26, 2013 12:53 am

Grampa, She was in her bedroom.

by Autismo Sun May 26, 2013 12:54 am

Who left the keys in the truck?

by **Grampa Vulture** Sun May 26, 2013 12:54 am

The house was only forty yards off the road. It was practically in the dead center of the road.

by **Dear Leader** Sun May 26, 2013 12:55 am

Stratigos wrote:Who left the keys in the truck?

Now its scary to hear this, but Grampa has keys made out of the matted piss stained beard of his.

by **Grampa Vulture** Sun May 26, 2013 12:56 am

I'm currently stroking it.

by Autismo Sun May 26, 2013 12:57 am

Eh...I most likely don't want to know how it got pissed stained, and why he uses it for keys.

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